Thursday, March 31, 2011

The Key to Success

The other night while I was borrowing internet access by holding my computer close to my bedroom window I stumbled upon what could be the discovery of a lifetime!

All my life I've wondered what it would be like should I ever truly find success. Would I be happy? Disappointed? Excited? Proud? Would I even recognize it if it was staring me in the face?!?

Well, dear friends... I've found it! I still remember how I felt when it hit me. Lost. Confused. Sleepy. Not at all what I expected. (Ironically enough, this serendipitous find was severely impeding my web browsing.) Nevertheless, I'm willing to share with you all what I've accepted as my greatest non-failure of a lifetime. Here it is:

The Key To Success!

So let this be a lesson to you. Success may not come when you want it to... but when you are least expecting it, there it is. You're welcome.