I was recently listening to a Reliant K song with the lyrics, "I've gotta get out of here. I'm stuck inside this rut that I fell into by mistake."  It was during this song that I came up with a completely new game plan.  Let other people run my life!!!!  Heaven knows I'm not doing a very good job.
You know when you see those ads for those really nice retirement homes for the elderly.  These people have lovely living arrangements, nutricious, well-balanced meals, planned recreational activities, and plenty of channels.  Does nobody else see the rockin'ness of this!?!?  Why do I have to be 80 years old before I'm allowed to live it up?'
Okay. That was an extreme example.  I'm gonna go slightly more mild.  I'll start by taking suggestions.  I need answers to the following questions:  Where should I live next?  What should I do for a job?  Whom should I date?  What hobbies should I take up?
Before you answer, please consider that this is my actual life we're talking about.  Let's be reasonable.
9 years ago


